Are you ready to take on the Mumbai adventure? Before you come, see how well you score with this board game!
START:
Head to Mumbai for ten months of service with AIF! Before
you start, make sure you know a one thing: Mumbai is a Maximum City in every
sense. If you can live here, you really can live anywhere. Chalo! Let’s get
started.
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| Flying into Mumbai |
1.) Welcome to
Mumbai! Soak up the freezing air conditioning and views of the very modern
airport that overlook massive slums stacked to the walls of the runway. Please
exit straight outside to the thick, muggy, trash-scented air to a taxi that is
looking to rip you off.
IF you didn’t get charged triple
the amount for being a foreigner, please advance straight through the muggy air
that reeks of trash to your new home.
OR
IF you did get ripped off, please
argue with the taxi driver in crappy Hindi and American English until he
understands. Collect your money back and RUN
FAST with all of your bags away to the next space as he yells at you in
public!
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| Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus |
2.) COOL OFF with
some hot chai! Drink your first Maharashtran chai with a spicy hot samosa
and smile as you advance to the next space already drenched in sweat and bliss.
Make conversation with the friendly locals sitting next to you.
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| Mumbai Locals |
3.) AUTO RICKSHAW RUN
AROUND!! The moment after dropping your bags off, take an auto rickshaw to
meet a random broker on the back of a random motorcycle on a random street
corner.
THINK FAST! There is an auto bundh! You
will have to walk!
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| Bandra Station |
4.) SUCCESS. Take
4 steps forward and collect 30,000 Rupees as you visit 8 different apartments
on your first day in Mumbai and receive your first month’s stipend!
5.) SNEAK ATTACK!!!
Take 5 steps backwards and pay 3,000 Rupees when you realize that none of the
places are livable, except for the first one – which is way out of your budget!
Stay on track. . .
GO FORWARD 1 space for every three apartments you look at as you
continue your search! GO BACKWARDS 3
spaces for every place that is completely out of your budget!
6.) EAT, PRAY, GROOVE
Dance Garba for Navrati as you are
reborn into the next activity
OR
Engage in pooja to Durga and eat
Bengali bhog beneath her pandal as you are blessed with tika and advance
forward
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| Durga Pooja |
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| Line for Bhog at a Durga Pooja Celebration |
7.) JUMP ON THE FAST
TRAIN to Churchgate and check out the Gateway to India! Enjoy the beautiful
views and peaceful atmosphere as you sit amongst families and friends in front
of Mumbai’s proudest monument.
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| Gateway to India and Taj Mahal Palace Hotel |
‘TREAT YOURSELF’ to extremely overpriced souvenirs and food in the
most touristic neighborhood in India! If you speak Hindi, take off ¾ of the
price.
OR
Avoid the stalls and sneak into a
bar for a drink and some of the funniest locals you can meet on this side of
the Arabian Sea!
8.) SLLLLLOOOOOOWWW
DOWN on a slow train! Take the Mumbai “local” Western Rail to Lower Parel
as you head to work.
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| Mumbai Local Trains |
FREE SHOVES! Fight your way on the train every single day as you
get elbowed, stepped on, pushed over, scratched at and spat at while at least
twenty-five other very sweaty and anxious people try to get past you. For every
two people you push and every one person you elbow, you arrive at work 2
minutes earlier.
Take a step backwards if you get pushed out of a moving train at
Dadar Station or stand on the wrong side and miss your stop! If you can jump
back on the moving train, you may only be 30 minutes late!
9.) NOT YET SUCKER!
Just when you think it is time to start work, go back 10 spaces to apartment hunting!!
Deal with crazy landlords and shady
brokers as you fight your way into an apartment! Bargain hard for a decent
deposit, then pay way too much money to get out of the hassle and into your own
place that is completely unfurnished. PLUS
SIDE: Enjoy amazing new roommates.
10.) MAGIC CARD!
Take a stroll along Carter Road with new Mumbai friends and check out the
peaceful Ganesha beach temple. Soak in the Mumbai skyline and take one step
forward as you realize your dreams have come true. Head to a friends house for
dinner to hang with inspiring and talented people of this country.
11.) BONDING TIME!
You finally begin work. Interview some of the most underprivileged people in
the world during community visits to Dharavi, BPT and Thane to see some of the
most complex slum-communities in South Asia. Interact with amazing people whose
resilience lifts you forward 5 more
spaces.
*Move backwards 5 spaces if you
feel pity for these people or disgusted with these places. The only thing they
need is advocacy, not critics.
12.) JUMP UP AND DOWN
and forward 5 spaces as you finally get a cell phone and make a few friends! If
you actually get network, keep moving forward another space!
13.) CAUTION TAPE!
You are not welcome to the communities you work with because you are white.
Please start over and figure out why you are playing this game!
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| Dharavi by Night |
14.) NEW BEGINNING!
Revise your role in your NGO and what project you can with only 8 months
remaining! Convince people that not all white people are bad, even though a lot
are. Finish this all in 5….4….3….2….1….
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| Footsteps for Good NGO Charity Event |
15.) TILT-A-WHIRL!!
Spin around really fast to imitate the pressures of Mumbai!
Feel the pressure as dozens of auto
drivers drive past you and ignore you, the trains get fuller everyday, an old
homeless man pees on you, you witness babies crawling around in trash heaps
with rats and insects, your landlord gets more demanding, your Hindi gets
worse, people do not trust you, rabid decomposing dogs chase you home and a
child cries at the sight of your face!
16.) SIT BACK AND
RELAX on a rickety old merry
go-round that is manually operated by three small boys on Chowpatty Beach.
INDULGE and enjoy the best chaat in Maharashtra. Treat yourself to
fresh pani puri, dahi puri, pav bhaji and a mango milkshake. Sit still for this
round and calm yourself from the all the spinning fun and stress.
*Despite the craziness, remember
how calm and challenging last summer was in Eastern rural India for the
opposite reasons. Embrace the madness of Mumbai for the sake of keeping
yourself entertained and think hard about your role at your NGO, Magic Bus.
What meaningful project can you do there?
17.) EXPAT TRAP!
Looking for friends? Take the Sea Link to Bandra West! Get trapped with
foreigners (and really rich Indians who want to be foreigners) that are
complaining about India all the time, recreating a USA party-all-the-time
culture and spending waaaayyy too much money! Remember, most foreigners really
are rich and have more money than you!
Either hang with them and blow your
stipend, sending you right back to START as well as diminishing any attempt to
understand India
OR
Drop them and deal with your
solitude as you focus on work and figure out how to make genuine friends as
well as a great project.
18.) BONUS! For
feeding a street child lunch one afternoon, someone will be a little nicer to
you on the train and not push you.
REALITY CHECK: After he tells you that both of his parents died of a
fever last month, you feel even worse and more powerless in this living machine
that is Mumbai. This child is one of almost a million in Mumbai. Take one step
back.
19.) HOMESICK REMEDY!
After missing your family, distract yourself with Diwali! Cover your apartment
in bright, tacky, colorful lights! For Dhanteras, purchase dipas and enjoy the
light show at night as the five-day festival of lights commences!
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| Rangoli - Getting Ready for Diwali |
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| Diwali Madness |
POW!! Random fireworks outside your window and around your office
resemble the gunshots from back home in the US. Jump out of your skin and
scream like a girl as you head backwards three spaces! Exchange sweets with
friends in order to feel better.
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| Fireworks |
20.) STARVE YOURSELF!
Since you spend all day on trains, trying to find auto-rickshaws and wasting
time trying to connect to the internet – you have no time or energy to make
food and you don’t have enough money to eat out!
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| One of Many Commuter Crowds |
Give in and pay a bai to make you
lunch and dinner everyday. Fill your belly with ghee, and move forward two
spaces. Realize your privilege!
21.) MOSEY AROUND
TOWN until you wind up in South Bombay. Sit and marvel at Haji Ali – a
sacred and beautiful example of Indian Islamic Architecture that reminds you of
the struggle Muslims continue to fight in this country and across the world.
Feel good about today and go forward to the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel where you
can pretend you are rich guest just to use their bathroom.
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| Dhobi Ghat - Mahalaxmi Station |
22.) LUCKY YOU!!!
A bird defecates on your head for the 12th time since you arrived!
This is considered good luck in India, so you can take those feces and run
ahead five spaces!
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| Lucky Bird |
SORRY! A monsoon hits and washes away your good luck, and in the
mean time also soaks your laptop bag and all of your clothes! Go back wards
five spaces, then take the train all the way home soaking wet!
23.) WAKE UP AND
SMELL THE FUMES! You get stuck in traffic and nearly suffocated by gas
fumes for 2 hours from Andheri to Bandra during rush hour, a distance of only
13 km! But you still arrive to your destination before anyone else! Go forward
one space!
24.) DANCE IT OFF
after a long week of quantitative data collection in slum communities at a
Mumbai club where you score free entrance. Get sweaty and step outside to get
even more sweaty from the thick October heat as you look out into the
contradictory landscape that is Mumbai, where even you are a part of the
massive contradiction that houses over 20 million people.
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| Mumbai Juxtaposed |
25.) HAND STANDS IN
BANDSTAND! Have fun with street kids and do handstands in your neighborhood
as snooty onlookers judge you with their eyes. Embrace a light attitude about
life and feel good about a new beginning in this crazy huge city!
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Sunset off Carter Road
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FINISH?
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Yeah right! Keep your chin up and don’t run into any more cows while walking or offend your Indian coworkers with your ignorant foreignness!
The journey continues. . . only 20,461 more spaces to go!
